"Welcome-to-Panera's-would-you-like-to-join-our-rewards-club?" Big perky grin.
"Just a whole wheat bagel, toasted, and coffee, please." Big grumpy-but-unavailing scowl.
"But it's free. All you have to do is [waive all your privacy rights forever]..."
"No thanks, just the bagel and coffee."
(Bagel is toasting.)
"Could I have a cup so I can get my coffee while you're toasting?"
"No thanks, just the coffee cup."
"But it's free..."
"Coffee cup. Please." I scowl as hard as I can. My face begins to hurt. Disappointment cuts through the perkiness and I am sad.
[Ping!] My bagel is ready, and I am happy again.