Eye of Newt

Fuck it.  I'm the writer, and I'll write "fuck" if I want.  It's therapy.  Try to live with it. I broke my collar...

Habitues of the Golden Bear Cafe & Hash House down on Starkey reflect the surrounding demographic: old, ancient, paleolithic.  Those on ...

Here in the anteroom to eternity, we are awash with folks whose trendy body art from the millennium has drooped alarmingly.  We're law-a...

Uh, world?  Yeah, it's me - - -  Newt.  I'm still here.  I got lost for a while, but I'm back.  Now I have nothing to write abou...

It happened again last light.  I was OJ-ing through an airport when I looked down.  I was naked.  Again. I thought, "Screw it; it...