I am a somewhat reluctant denizen of Facebook, mostly because people who I know or knew or who know who I know or knew (and so on) keep inviting me to be their Friend, and I haven't the heart to say, "No," or even sometimes, "Who?" So when I check into FB from time to time to see if my children are still out there, perhaps even having children - or more children - of their own, I get to see what everyone I know and everyone who they know (etc) are doing. (I know this is hard to read, but work it out somehow; it's a complicated story line.) Mostly what all these not-really-related people are doing is mundane. Going to Mickey D's for dinner - check. Sun rose again in the east today - check.
But then, there are the outliers, renegades whose purpose in life is to perplex and befuddle. I especially like pictures that Friends and Friends of Friends (etc) post, usually in some misguided effort to convey to the cosmos WHO THEY ARE. For instance, here is a guy who knows a gal I know - or at least knew - who is shock absorbers:
And a guy I know and sometimes love (because he makes great gumbo and sells great beer) who also just happens to be of the breakfast persuasion:
Yup - bacon & eggs, tomatoes, sausage and other stuff - and beer. Your basic Full English Breakfast. Speaking of beer, here's a guy who is a beer:
After that it gets - um - odder and more personal. Got muscles?
Folks, I am related to this person by accident of blood.
Here's someone I am not related to but love dearly, with friend:
Here's a lady who knows someone who I know, in the process of discovering that babies are not born; they just fall out of the sky:
Finally, I know someone who lives - if you want to call it that - in the desert. He has smelly friends:
You might think these pix were culled from months of peculiar Facebook postings, but - I tremble to observe - these are all current pictures. Inevitably - ineluctably even - more like them will arrive on tomorrow's Facebook page. I am going to have to ask my friends to start hanging around with a better class of Friends.