The Florida legislature gathers altogether too often in Tallahassee to consider new ways to deviate from the mean. A debate is raging there today, as it has for the past three years, over whether to outlaw sex with animals. It took the unfortunate death by accidental strangulation of a sweet young goat named Meg to bring this issue to light.
I swear I am not making this up.
I suppose I should say something clever, like how the supporters of sex with critters are being led by Meg's husband, Billy Joe Jim-Bob, but that would be wrong.
God, how my muse loves this place.